Man who doesnt know shit about mexican food walks into a mexican resturant...

Waiter: hola, have u decided on wat to eat yet?
Man: hmm im still not sure...wats a..TACO. yah wat is that?
Waiter: Its a tortia with meat cheese and vegetables.
Man: hmm i c
Man: What are nachos?
Waiter: Their tortias with meat cheese and vegetables.
Man: interesting.
Man: what umm uhh...TOAST-TA-DA, Yah toastada wat is that?
Waiter: tortia with meat cheese and vergetables.
Man: hmm alrite.
Man: Burr-tos...uh..Burritos? Yah wats that?
Waiter: its a tortia with meat chesse and vegetables
Man: hmm well wats a-Waiter: GAW DAMMIT! holy free-hole-es! Juss order something! Everything on the menu is the exact same thing juss with a different name! Dayam essay....

The moral of the story? Next time someone goes to taco bell and their being picky and takin 4 ever..SHIET...SMACK EM! ...tortia, meat, cheese, vegetable.
posted by Philip at 3:18 AM